this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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