dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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