At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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