I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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