he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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