My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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