Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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