i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This beer is not sobering me up at all
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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