Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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