Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I just found puke in my bra..
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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