she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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