I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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