# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
