My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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