Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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