Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Text me some of your sweat
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