When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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