well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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