hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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