Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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