There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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