walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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