Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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