Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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