I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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