What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Enjoy the penises
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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