problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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