it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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