Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
