i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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