Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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