i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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