"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Randomize
