is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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