Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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