So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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