I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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