This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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