Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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