Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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