hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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