But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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