Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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