He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
A+ Viking dick
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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