If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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