Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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