she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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