There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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