if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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