walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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