Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
this boner is exhausting
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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